South Park 10x8 Make Love, Not Warcraft A renegade player threatens the Massively Multiplayer Online game World of Warcraft and the fate of the game lay in the hands of Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny. The boys dedicate their lives to defeating the renegade and saving the World of Warcraft. Make Love, Not Warcraft - Full Episode - Season 10 - Ep 08 South Park Studios Loading.

ALRIGHT, YOU GUYSTHIS Is definitely IT! WHEN THE Assault Starts ALL Players Click on ON'DEFENSIVE STANCE' EVERYONE ELSE WAIT FOR CRAIGTO Solid HIS INTELLECT BUFF.

THE BATTLEIS SURE TO Become LONG SO Produce SURE YOU ALL HAVEYOUR Exclusive Capabilities MACRO'D TO YOUR KEYB0ARDS. ALRIGHT, ERIC, Y0U CANC-C-C-COUNT 0N US.

THlS SHALL BE A DAYFOR ALL TO REMEMBER! LET US BRAVELY CHARGETHE FIELDS OF AZEROTH! FR0M WHlCH-HEY FELLAS! Guy, THIS ISNEAT-O HUH?

BUTTERS, WHAT THE HELLARE YOU DOING? I GOT WORLD OF WARCRAFTLIKE Y0U SAID. YOU CAN'T BE THE DWARFCHARACTER, BUTTERS, I'Michael THE DWARF. WUL, THERE'S ONLY LIKEFOUR Competitions TO CHOOSE FROM! SO PICK ANOTHER ONE- I'Michael THE DWARF YOUSTUPID ASSHOLE. Sign OUT, CREATEA NEW CHARACTERAND Record BACK IN! I LIKE 'Hi there KITTYISLAND Experience' A LOT MORE THANTHIS STUFF.

COME ON,LET'S Perform THIS! YEAH, MY Mother SAYS Have got TOBE IN Mattress AT 9:30! In that case, LET'S Shift OUT! LOOK, THERE He or she Can be!EVERYONE Keep! HE'S i9000 TARGETING People! PREPARE TO Cost! SCROLL OVER HIM WITHYOUR Computer mouse CURSORS.

Wow JESUS,HE SUMMONED SCORPIONS! ( all shouting ) ARRGH,I'M BURNING! OH Christ, I'M BURNING! KENNY'Beds DOWN.KENNY Can be Straight down! BUT I'M GONNAPOOP IN MY Jeans! IKE, LOOK OUT!

ALRIGHT CLYDE, Strike HIMWITH YOUR CROSSBOW! Strike HIM Today, CLYDE! Clyde, yóu asshole!

G0DDAMMIT,WE LOST CLYDE! HEY STAN, CAN I PLAYWITH YOU GUYS? YEAH, I'M PLAYINGFROM THE OFFICE. Father Find OFF OFFOUR TEAMSPEAK Series! THAT'S IT I'Meters DEAD. THAT'S IT,SCREW THIS GAME. Have IT OFF.GODDDD.

Lord F-KING DAMMIT! Wow JESUS.Oh yeah GOD NO. HE'H JUST FINISHED KILLINGEVERY SINGLE Participant IN THE ARATHl HIGHLANDS. H0W MANY Individuals'SCHARACTERS WERE IN Right now there?

More than FIVE THOUSAND. THERE Are usually OVERSEVEN Mil PEOPLE WHO Journal ON TOWORLD OF WARCRAFT! ARE YOU Informing Me personally ALL THOSE Individuals'S CHARACTERSARE Planning TO DIE AND THERE'S NOTHINGWE May DO TO Conserve THEM?! AND ITWON'T End up being LONG BEFORE EVERYONE May get REALLY,REALLY FRUSTRATED AND STOPSPLAYING ALT0GETHER.

THIS COULDVERY WELL Prospect TO THE Finish OF THE WORLD.0F WARCRAFT. WHAT THE HELLARE YOU Men DOING? DON'T Show ME YOU ALL QUITPLAYING Globe OF WARCRAFT, TOO! Boy, WE'RE D0NE. WE'RE SICK OF GETTINGKILLED ALL THE TIME. GUYS WHEN Stuff LOOK Poor, YOU May'T Simply Provide UPON THE Globe.

WE DON'T HAVEA CHOICE DUDE. THAT GUY Murdered OURCHARACTERS 14 Situations! I Have got A SOLUTION,YOU GUYS. THAT GUY CANKILL Us all Thus EASILY BECAUSE HE'SA SUPER-HIGH LEVEL, Best? BUT lF WE WERESUPER-HlGH LEVEL TOO. WE May'T GETTO A HIGHER Degree BECAUSE THAT Guy DOESN'TLET People FINISH QUESTS! THAT'H WHY WE NEED TOJUST Journal Inside, AND Keep IN THE FOREST.Getting rid of BOARS.

THERE ARE LOTS OFCOMPUTER-GENERATED BOARS THAT Pass away WITHJUST ONE BLOW. DUDE, BOARS ARE ONLY WORTHTWO Expertise POINTS A PIECE! Perform YOU KNOW HOW MANYWE WOULD HAVE TO KILL TO Obtain UP30 LEVELS? WHICH SHOULD Consider US7 WEEKS, 5 Times, 13 HOURS AND 20 Mins- Offering OURSELVES3 HOURS A Evening TO SLEEP. WHAT DO YOU SAY, GUYS?

YOU May JUST Hold OUTSIDEALL Day time IN THE SUN ALL DAY TOSSING A BALL AROUND, OR YOU May SITAT YOUR Personal computer AND Perform SOMETHINGTHAT MATTERS. ♪ Live life TO WIN ♪ 'TIL YOU DIE ♪ 'TIL THE Lighting'SOUT IN YOUR Attention ♪ ♪ LIVE TO Get ♪ Get It all ALL ♪ JUST Preserve Fighting with each other'TIL YOU Drop ♪ ♪ Time BY DAYKICK IT ALL THE Method ♪ ♪ I'Meters NOT CAVIN' IN ♪ THEN ANOTHER ROUNDBEGINS ♪ ♪ LIVE TO WIN ♪ YEAHHH ♪ LIVE ♪ YEAHHH ♪ Get SIR, YOU BETTERHAVE A Appearance AT THIS. 4 OF OUR SUBSCRlBERS. THEY'VE G0NE UPFIFTY Ranges INTHREE Days! THEY MUST HAVENO Lifestyles AT ALL! ♪ Live life TO WIN ♪ 'TIL YOU DIE ♪ 'TIL THE Lighting'SOUT IN YOUR EYE. ♪ Girl,MY MOUSE-CLICKING Ring finger HURTS.

Preserve CLICKING, KYLE,YOU May DO IT! JUST KEEP Arguing'TIL YOU Drop ♪ ♪ Time BY DAYKICK It all ALL THE Method ♪ ♪ I'Michael NOT CAVIN' IN ♪ Then simply ANOTHER ROUNDBEGINS ♪ ♪ LIVE TO Gain ♪ YEAHHH ♪ LIVE ♪ YEAHHH ♪ Gain ♪.

WE TOOKA Taxi Right here! DAMMIT, Quarry'SIN THE Store! HEY- HELP, STOP! PLEASE, IT'SAN Crisis! I NEED TO Arrive OVERAND USE YOUR Personal computer! Simply no, I NEED TO PLAYWORLD OF WARCRAFT!

( chips crunching ) ALRIGHT, MAJOR STONE SHIELDPOTIONS SHOULD BE- Wow Lord, I'Meters GONNAHAVE DIARRHEA AGAIN. YOU May'T GOTO THE Bathing room, YOUR STACKINGSUNDOR ARMOR. IT'S Fine- MOM, Restroom! What, hon?Restroom! OH-H0, THAT'SA BlG Young man, ISN'Testosterone levels He or she? ALRIGHT, KENNY DRINK YOURELIXIR 0F THE MONGOOSE, l Are NOW GOING TOUSE MOCKING BLOW. WORLD OF WARCRAFT,I actually Require TO PLAY!

OUR Demonstration IS Place UPRIGHT More than BY THE- AGH! GOT T0.Indication IN.

Personality NAME.ALRIGHT, I'Meters IN! Girl, I'Meters ALM0ST DEAD.

KYLE, CASTARCANE MlSSILES! I'M OUT OF MANA,I TOLD YOU! l'VE GOT T0 HEAL! Father, NOT Today! STAN, I'VE BEEN Put HERETO BRING Y0U THIS. THIS Blade CAN COMPLETELYDRAIN HIS MANA! Father, HOW DIDYOU Have THAT?

NO TIME,JUST Get IT! Windows 10 failed to reset. HOW- HOW DO YOUHAND SOMETHING FR0M ONE PLAYERTO AN0THER? BRING UP Y0URINVENTORY SCREEN-CONTROL-l! STAN WHAT THE HELLARE YOU DOING? I GOT IT!AAGHGH! YOU Destroyed MY Dad.

HIS Face shield AND ARMORSPELLS Are usually DOWN! Appearance LIKE YOU'REABOUT TO Have PWNED. l'VE NEVER BEEN ABLETO SAY THIS BEFORE BUT. I LOVE YOU, SON. I KNOW YOU DO, DAD. ARGHGH, ARHGHGGH. OUR W0RLDIS SAVED!

THEY DlD IT,THEY Destroyed HIM! THEY DID IT!THEY Wiped out HIM!

WE May Are available OUT!ALRIGHT! ALRlGHT.YEAH.WOO H0O. WE DID IT, YOU GUYSWE'RE TOTALLY HEROES. THAT Has been SUCHUBER-PWNAGE.

I May'T BELIEVEIT'T ALL OVER. WHAT DOWE Perform Right now? WHAT DO YOU Lead to? NOW WE CAN FINALLYPLAY THE GAME. OKAY, KENNY ADDEYES OF THE Animal TO YOUR HOTBAR.

STAN Check out YOUR FURY TALENTSTO Increase YOUR SHOUTS. I JUST TOOKTHE BIGGEST Garbage! HEY, WHERE AREYOU Men?

WE'RE OVER Right here,BY THE Basket! Ok, I'Meters BACK.

Girl, WE'VE BEENWAITING FOREVER! WELL I'Meters SORRY,I actually HAD TO Consider A Get rid of! IF YOU DlDN'TEAT SO A lot YOU WOULDN'Capital t HAVE DIARRHEAALL THE Period, FAT ASS. HEY, I Wear'T NEED TOTAKE ANY LIP FROM A FRICKIN' GIRL! ( mumbling )I THINK KENNY Offers Special- HA, HA, T0TALLY!

( Kyle )COME 0N, WE HAVE TOFINISH THE QUEST IN STONEHAVEN. Hang up ON Men,MY DAD WANTS SOMETHING. Y0U'VE BEEN 0N YOURCOMPUTER ALL Weekend break! SHOULDN'Testosterone levels YOU GO OUT ANDSOCIALIZE WITH YOUR FRIENDS? I AM SOCIALIZING, R-TARD!

I'M LOGGED ON T0AN M-M-0-R-P-G WITH PEOPLE FROMALL More than THE Globe AND GETTING X-P WITHMY Celebration USING TEAMSPEAK. I'M NOT A good R-TARD. ALRIGHT,SORRY GUYS. SO WHERE TO NOW? SEE WHERE I AM-IT'T THIS WAY. YEAH, Are available ON,LET'S GO. RIGHT-CLICK ON Me personally TO FOLLOW.

I Have always been THE MIGHTIEST DWARFlN ALL OF AZER0TH! Surprise, LOOK AT ALL THESE PEOPLEPLAYING Ideal NOW! YEAH, IT'H BULLCRAP. I'LL Wager Fifty percent OFTHESE Individuals ARE KOREANS.

Oh yeah CRAP, IT'STHAT Man AGAIN! THIS IS THE GUYTHAT KEPT KILLING US LAST Night time AFTERYOU WENT TO Sleep! Find OUTTA Right here, ASSHOLE! HE'S i9000 A WAY HIGHERLEVEL THAN US! IT ISN'T Good! IT'H ALRIGHT,HE CAN'T Get rid of US UNLESS WE AGREE TO DUEL. Wow MY Lord,HE Destroyed KENNY!

Put on'T YOU HAVEBETTER Stuff TO Perform THAN GOING ONLINE,KILLING PEOPLE? NO, I Put on'T WANT TO HAVE TO START OVERAT THE GRAVEYARD, NO! THAT Child OF A BITCH! WHO Can be THAT GUY? WHOEVER HE IS, HE Can be ONE T0UGHBAD ASS. YEAH, WE BOUGHT Y0UR GAME,AND Have fun with IT ONLINE.

BUT EVERY TIMEWE Record IN SOME 0THER PLAYERCOMES lN AND KILLS US. Oh yea, THAT SHOULDN'Testosterone levels HAPPEN. WE DESIGNEDTHE Video game Thus THAT PLAYERS HAVE TO AGREET0 A DUEL BEF0RE THEY CANKlLL EACH 0THER. YEAH, WELL THIS GUYDOES IT ANYWAY!

HE'S i9000 A Lord DAMNBUTTHOLE! REALLY, THAT'Beds ODD- -even more people calling in about their charactersgetting slain. Good, WE'LL CERTAINLYKEEP A LOOKOUT FOR THAT PLAYER AND BAN HIMFROM THE NETWORK. Much better tellthe men upstairs! Guy BOARD MEMBERS,WE Have got A PROBLEM. SOMEBODY lN THEWORLD 0F WARCRAFT Will be IGNORINGTHE WORLD'S RULES. AND Is usually Heading AROUNDKILLING INNOCENT PLAYERS.

WHY KILLINNOCENT Participants? THE GAME Is usually AB0UTFINISHING QUESTS. WE'VE G0T TO Remove HIMFROM THE SERVERS.

WHOEVER THIS PLAYER Is definitely, HE'S PLAYED'Entire world OF WARCRAFT' SO A lot, THAT He or she HAS Arrived at A LEVELWE Idea UNREACHABLE. HE Is certainly ACTUALLY ABLETO Get rid of OUR ADMlNS AND HE GR0WS STRONGEREVERY Day time. JESUS, I'VE GOT TOGET HOME! MY Children ARE PLAYINGWORLD OF WARCRAFT,Best Today! YOUR KIDS CHARACTERSARE ALREADY Deceased. THEY JUSTSTARTED Taking part in!

WHAT KIND OF PERSONWOULD Perform THIS? ONLY 0NE KIND-WHOEVER THlS PERSON Is definitely HE Provides PLAYEDWORLD 0F WARCRAFT NEARLY EVERY HOUROF EVERY Time FOR THE PASTYEAR AND A Fifty percent. Men, WE Are usually DEALINGWITH SOMEONE HERE Who else. Provides ABSOLUTELYNO Lifestyle. HOW Perform YOU KILL.THAT WHICH HAS NO Lifetime? NOT Today, NELSON, I JUST JOINEDA BIG PARTY OF Evening ELVES AND WE'RE Planning TO EXPLORETHE TOWER OF AZORA TOGETHER.

IS THATA Personal computer GAME? Simply no, R-TARD,IT'S A good M-M-0-R-P-G. THESE ARE REAL PEOPLEI'M PLAYING WITH, SEE? I'Meters A Seeker, Degree 2. I May Talk WITH ALLTHESE 0THER PEOPLE. I CAN Still WAVETO THIS Man - Notice? IN THE OUTSIDE WORLDI'Meters A SIMPLE GEOLOGIST.

I Feel FALCORN,DEFENDER OF THE Connections. I HAVE BRAVEDTHE FARGODEEP MINE, DEFEATED THE BLOODFISHAT JEROD'Beds LANDING- ARRRGHHH! HM, LOOKS Want THAT GUYJUST Wiped out YOU. SOME GIANT BUTTHOLE KEEPSLOGGING 0NTO WARCRAFT AND KlLLINGALL 0UR CHARACTERS. THE PAST FOUR NIGHTSWE'VE TRIED TO PLAY HE Exhibits UPAND Gets rid of US! HE Murdered MY Personality Best IN THE MIDDLEOF A Search! Captioning produced possible by Humor CENTRALWE'VE LEARNED THAT May'T FIGHT HIM AL0NE.

BUT lF WE ALLLOG lN TOGETHER WE MIGHT HAVE A new CHANCE. WE May REALLY STICK ITTO THAT Rear end MUNCH. Are usually YOU People DUMB? WE CAN'T BEAT HIM,EVEN WITH ALL OF Us all.

IT'Beds A WASTE OF TIME. Guy, WE Have got TO TRY. I'VE G0T BETTERTHINGS TO Perform. CLYDE, CLYDE! IF YOU Got A Possibility Ideal NOWTO Move BACK IN TIME AND Halt HITLER,WOULDN'T YOU DO IT?

l MEAN, I PERS0NALLYWOULDN'Testosterone levels Cease HIM CUZ l THINK HE WAS AWESOME,BUT YOU WOULD, Ideal? I'Michael JUST GONNASTOP PLAYlNG. WHEN HITLER ROSE TO POWERTHERE WERE A LOT OF Individuals WHO JUST 'Ended PLAYING'. YOU Find out WHOTHOSE Individuals WERE? Are usually YOUFRENCH, CLYDE?

V0ULEZ VOUS C0UCHER AVEC M0I, CLYDE? ALRIGHT, ALRlGHT,I actually'LL DO IT! S0 WHAT'STHE P-P-PLAN? ALRlGHT, LOG IN TONIGHTFROM YOUR Computer systems AT PRECISELY 7:30. WE WILL MEET Right here ON THEPLAINS 0F THE ELWYNN F0REST NEAR WESTFALL. T0 VICTORY!TO Success!TO VICTORY! I Put on'T PLAY'WORLD 0F WARCRAFT'.

BUTTERS, Y0U Stated YOU'REON YOUR COMPUTER ALL THE TIME. YEAH, BUT I'Meters Taking part in'HELLO Cat Isle ADVENTURE'. BUTTERS, Move BUYWORLD OF WARCRAFT, INSTALL It all ON YOUR Pc,AND Sign up for THE ONLINE SENSATION BEFORE WE ALL Tough YOU. OH, ALRIGHT,ALRlGHT THEN. FR0M A SMALL TOWNIN COLORADO. Are usually THEY STRONG ENOUGHTO Beat THE EVIL ONE?

WE RAN THE Amounts, EVEN WITHTHEIR AMAZING RISE IN Amounts, THEY HAVE A NINETY PERCENTMORTALITY Possibility. THEY'Deb End up being WALKINGINTO A SLAUGHTER. THERE HAS TO End up being, SOME WAYWE May HELP THEM. 'THE SWORD OFA THOUSAND Facts'? QUIET, THOMAS, WE AREN'TTO EVEN SPEAK OF THAT SWORD! BUT MAYBE THESENEW PLAYERSARE THE ONES THE PROPHECYFORETOLD OF! IT Is certainly NOTAN Choice!

WHAT Can be THIS SWORD? LONG AG0, WHEN THEWORLD 0F WARCRAFT Had been Made, ONE 0F THE PR0GRAMMERSPUT A SWORD, CALLED 'THE SWORD OFA Thousands of TRUTHS' INTO THE GAME Stock. APPARENTLY IT COULD CAUSE120 Harm PER Following WITH AN INSTANT MANA BURNAND AN ENCHANTMENT THAT B0OSTED STAMINAPLUS ElGHTY. BUT, THE SWORD WASCONSIDERED TO Become TOO POWERFUL F0RANYONE TO POSSESS. S0 IT WAS REMOVEDFROM THE Sport AND STORED 0NA ONE-GIG FLASH DRIVE. BUT IT Has been FORETOLDTHAT ONE Time Participants WHO COULDWIELD THE Blade May REVEAL THEMSELVES.

WHO FORETOLDTHIS Prediction? HE'S i9000 IN Data processing. THE SWORD OFA Thousands of TRUTHS. WE MUST Have THIS SWORDTO THE ONES WHO HAVE PROVEN THEY HAVE Simply no LIFE. Permit'S JUST HOPE TO CHRISTTHEY Put on'T START THE Fight BEFORE WE May Get to THEM. THE Second OF TRUTHIS HERE. IT Can be Period FOROUR Last BATTLE.

EVERYONE, Record Inside! EVERYONE EQUIP HEALING POTIONSTO THE H0TBAR IF Y0U HAVEN'Testosterone levels ALREADY. UH, KYLE Move AHEAD AND Team ARCANE Beauty TO Boost OUR INTELLIGENCE. Hang up ON, I'M CHAINING MYFIRESPELLS FOR MAX RANGE. STAN, WHAT ENCHANTMENT Will YOUR CLOAK OF THE TIGER HAVE? In addition 15 AGILITY. GIVE THE CLOAKTO KENNY HE Requirements THE AGILITY BOOSTFOR Bend ATTACKS.

HOLD ON, THIS Combat COULD LASTMORE THAN TWELVE HOURS. WHAT IF WERUN Out there OF Meals?

DON'T WORRY, I HAVETHAT COVERED. MOM?Yes, hon? Even more HOT POCKETS.

Best apart, hon. THAT'H UBER-COOL. ALRIGHT,EVERYONE READY? LET'S Move Have 'IM! WAIT.l THINK I Discover HIM.

YEAH - HE'H HEREIN GOLDSHIRE. OKAY, EVERYONE Open up A Y0UR F-LIST AND AUT0-LOCATE T0 STAN. WHAT'H THEAUTO-LOCATE MACRO? Fine, RIGHT BEHIND STAN.

KENNY, GET Set TOTURN 0N TRUE-SH0T AURA. AT THAT Minute I WILLUSE INTIMIDATING SHOUT. OKAY, HE SEES US.

HE'S i9000 TARGETED US. OKAY, Strike HIM WITHPYROBLAST, KYLE. THERE'H AN 8-SECONDCAST TIME. AREN'Capital t YOU Specification'EDTO REDUCE CAST TIME? Simply no, I'M ANARCANE FIRE MAGE. HE CASTSUMM0N AGAIN. EVERY0NE TARGETTHE SC0RPIONS.

WE ARE LOOKING FORA GREAT KNIGHT BY THE Title OF'LUVS2SPWGE'. THAT'Beds MY Kid'SCHARACTER'S NAME IN WARCRAFT.

SIR, WE Wear'THAVE Period! WE JUST HEARDFROM OUR ADMlNS THAT YOUR SON'S PARTYIS ALREADY IN BATTLE!

UNLESS THEYHAVE THIS SWORD YOUR Child'S CHARACTERIS GOING TO DIE. ( glass splits ) KYLE, FIRE Mean!

KYLE, Girl,WHAT'Beds WRONG? CARPEL Canal! CARPEL TUNNEL!

IT'T BAD- AAAGHGH! Oh yea JESUS,HE'S GOT IT BAD! QUICK,WE Want BEN GAY! I'Michael GOING ASFAST AS l CAN! KYLE, Y0U Have got TOKEEP PLAYING.

I May'T, JUSTLEAVE Me personally BEHIND. WE May'T Perform THISWITHOUT YOU! SHARON,WHERE'T STAN? I Put on'T KN0W. HE TOOK HISC0MPUTER SOMEWHERE TO PLAY THAT STUPIDONLINE GAME. I Put on'T KNOW.

SHAR0N, HIS CHARACTERIS GOING TO Pass away IF WE Put on'TGET TO HlM! SO WHAT?!S0 WHAT?! WE'RE T0O LATE. WITH0UT THE SWORDTHE Participants WILL FAIL. lF WE COULD GETT0 A Pc, WE COULD SIGN ONTO THE WORLD 0F WARCRAFT AND GlVE THE BOYSTHE SWORD ONLINE. I DON'T HAVE AWORLD OF WARCRAFTACCOUNT, Perform YOU!

Simply no, I HAVE A Lifestyle! GIVE ME THE SWORD. I HAVE AWARCRAFT Personality.

I'Michael A NEWB,BUT I May Record ON AND Have THE SW0RDTO STAN 0NLINE. WE May'T TRUST THESWORD OF A THOUSAND Facts TO A NEWB! Noises TO ME LIKEWE DON'T Have got A new CHOICE. GIVE Me personally THE SWORD.

COME 0N, WE'VE G0T TOGET T0 A COMPUTER THAT WORKS!

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Young man, THIS ISNEAT-O HUH? BUTTERS, WHAT THE HELLARE YOU Carrying out? I GOT Planet OF WARCRAFTLIKE Y0U SAID.

YOU May'T End up being THE DWARFCHARACTER, BUTTERS, I'M THE DWARF. WUL, THERE'S ONLY LIKEFOUR Events TO CHOOSE FROM! SO Go with ANOTHER ONE- I'Meters THE DWARF YOUSTUPID ASSHOLE.

Sign OUT, CREATEA NEW CHARACTERAND Record BACK IN! I LIKE 'HELLO KITTYISLAND ADVENTURE' A LOT MORE THANTHIS STUFF. COME ON,Allow'S DO THIS!

YEAH, MY MOM SAYS Have got TOBE IN Mattress AT 9:30! THEN, LET'S MOVE OUT! LOOK, THERE HE Is usually!EVERYONE Keep! HE'S TARGETING US! PREPARE TO CHARGE!

SCROLL More than HIM WITHYOUR Computer mouse CURSORS. Wow JESUS,He or she SUMMONED SCORPIONS! ( all shouting ) ARRGH,I'M Burning up!

OH JESUS, I'Meters Burning up! KENNY'S i9000 DOWN.KENNY Is usually DOWN! BUT I'Michael GONNAPOOP IN MY Trousers! IKE, Appearance OUT!

ALRIGHT CLYDE, Strike HIMWITH YOUR CROSSBOW! HIT HIM Right now, CLYDE!

Clyde, yóu asshole! G0DDAMMIT,WE LOST CLYDE! HEY STAN, May I PLAYWITH YOU Men? YEAH, I'Meters PLAYINGFROM THE OFFICE. Father Find OFF OFFOUR TEAMSPEAK LINE!

THAT'S It all I'Michael Deceased. THAT'S i9000 IT,SCREW THIS GAME. GET IT OFF.GODDDD. Lord F-KING DAMMIT! Wow JESUS.Oh yeah Lord NO. HE'H JUST FINISHED KILLINGEVERY Individual PLAYER IN THE ARATHl HIGHLANDS.

H0W MANY PEOPLE'SCHARACTERS WERE IN Right now there? OVER FIVE THOUSAND. THERE ARE OVERSEVEN MILLION Individuals WHO Sign ON TOWORLD OF WARCRAFT! ARE YOU TELLING Me personally ALL THOSE PEOPLE'S CHARACTERSARE GOING TO DIE AND THERE'S NOTHINGWE CAN DO TO SAVE THEM?! AND ITWON'Testosterone levels Become LONG BEFORE EVERYONE May get REALLY,REALLY FRUSTRATED AND STOPSPLAYING ALT0GETHER.

THIS COULDVERY WELL Business lead TO THE END OF THE Entire world.0F WARCRAFT. WHAT THE HELLARE YOU GUYS DOING?

DON'T Say to ME YOU ALL QUITPLAYING WORLD OF WARCRAFT, TOO! DUDE, WE'RE D0NE. WE'RE Ill OF GETTINGKILLED ALL THE Period. Men WHEN THINGS LOOK Poor, YOU CAN'T Simply Provide UPON THE Globe. WE Put on'T HAVEA Option DUDE.

THAT GUY Put to sleep OURCHARACTERS 14 Periods! I Have got A SOLUTION,YOU GUYS. THAT GUY CANKILL People Thus EASILY BECAUSE He or she'SA SUPER-HIGH LEVEL, RIGHT? BUT lF WE WERESUPER-HlGH LEVEL TOO. WE May'T GETTO A HIGHER LEVEL BECAUSE THAT Boy DOESN'TLET Us all FINISH QUESTS!

THAT'H So why WE NEED TOJUST Journal IN, AND Keep IN THE Woodland.Getting rid of BOARS. THERE Are usually A lot OFCOMPUTER-GENERATED BOARS THAT DIE WITHJUST ONE BLOW. Boy, BOARS Are usually ONLY WORTHTWO EXPERIENCE Factors A PIECE! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANYWE WOULD Have got TO KILL TO GET UP30 LEVELS? WHICH SHOULD Get US7 WEEKS, 5 DAYS, 13 Hrs AND 20 Moments- GIVING OURSELVES3 HOURS A NIGHT TO SLEEP. WHAT DO YOU Mention, GUYS?

YOU May JUST Hold OUTSIDEALL Time IN THE SUN ALL Day time TOSSING A Basketball AROUND, OR YOU May SITAT YOUR Personal computer AND Perform SOMETHINGTHAT MATTERS. ♪ Live life TO Gain ♪ 'TIL YOU DIE ♪ 'TIL THE Lighting'SOUT IN YOUR EYE ♪ ♪ LIVE TO WIN ♪ Get IT ALL ♪ JUST Hold Dealing with'TIL YOU FALL ♪ ♪ DAY BY DAYKICK IT ALL THE Method ♪ ♪ I'M NOT CAVIN' IN ♪ Then simply ANOTHER ROUNDBEGINS ♪ ♪ LIVE TO Get ♪ YEAHHH ♪ LIVE ♪ YEAHHH ♪ Gain SIR, YOU BETTERHAVE A LOOK AT THIS. FOUR OF OUR SUBSCRlBERS. THEY'VE G0NE UPFIFTY Amounts INTHREE Days! THEY Have to HAVENO LIVES AT ALL! ♪ LIVE TO Gain ♪ 'TIL YOU Pass away ♪ 'TIL THE Lighting'SOUT IN YOUR EYE. ♪ Guy,MY MOUSE-CLICKING FINGER HURTS.

Preserve CLICKING, KYLE,YOU CAN Perform IT! Simply KEEP Arguing'TIL YOU FALL ♪ ♪ DAY BY DAYKICK IT ALL THE Method ♪ ♪ I'Michael NOT CAVIN' IN ♪ Then simply ANOTHER ROUNDBEGINS ♪ ♪ LIVE TO Gain ♪ YEAHHH ♪ LIVE ♪ YEAHHH ♪ Gain ♪. WE TOOKA Taxi Right here! DAMMIT, Quarry'SIN THE SHOP!

HEY- Assist, End! PLEASE, IT'SAN Crisis! I Require TO Arrive OVERAND Make use of YOUR COMPUTER! NO, I Require TO PLAYWORLD OF WARCRAFT!

( chips crunching ) ALRIGHT, MAJOR STONE SHIELDPOTIONS SHOULD End up being- Oh yeah Lord, I'Meters GONNAHAVE DIARRHEA AGAIN. YOU CAN'T GOTO THE BATHROOM, YOUR STACKINGSUNDOR ARMOR. IT'S i9000 Fine- MOM, Restroom! What, hon?BATHROOM!

OH-H0, THAT'SA BlG Child, ISN'Testosterone levels HE? ALRIGHT, KENNY Beverage YOURELIXIR 0F THE MONGOOSE, l Are NOW GOING TOUSE MOCKING BLOW. Planet OF WARCRAFT,We NEED TO Have fun with! OUR Demonstration IS SET UPRIGHT OVER BY THE- AGH! GOT T0.Indication IN. Personality NAME.ALRIGHT, I'Michael IN! Girl, I'Michael ALM0ST DEAD.

KYLE, CASTARCANE MlSSILES! I'Michael Out there OF MANA,I TOLD YOU!

l'VE GOT T0 HEAL! DAD, NOT NOW! STAN, I'VE BEEN Put HERETO BRING Y0U THIS. THIS Blade May COMPLETELYDRAIN HIS MANA! DAD, HOW DIDYOU Find THAT? NO TIME,JUST Get IT!

HOW- HOW Perform YOUHAND SOMETHING FR0M ONE PLAYERTO AN0THER? BRING UP Y0URINVENTORY SCREEN-CONTROL-l! STAN WHAT THE HELLARE YOU DOING? I Obtained IT!AAGHGH!

YOU KILLED MY FATHER. HIS Safeguard AND ARMORSPELLS Are usually DOWN! LOOKS LIKE YOU'REABOUT TO Have PWNED.

l'VE NEVER BEEN ABLETO Express THIS BEFORE BUT. I LOVE YOU, SON. I KNOW YOU Perform, DAD.

ARGHGH, ARHGHGGH. OUR W0RLDIS SAVED! THEY DlD It all,THEY Slain HIM! THEY DID IT!THEY Slain HIM! WE CAN Are available OUT!ALRIGHT!

ALRlGHT.YEAH.WOO H0O. WE DID It all, YOU GUYSWE'RE TOTALLY HEROES. THAT WAS SUCHUBER-PWNAGE. I May'T BELIEVEIT'T ALL OVER.

WHAT DOWE DO NOW? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? NOW WE May FINALLYPLAY THE GAME.

Fine, KENNY ADDEYES OF THE BEAST TO YOUR HOTBAR. STAN Check out YOUR FURY TALENTSTO BOOST YOUR SHOUTS.

I Simply TOOKTHE BIGGEST CRAP! HEY, WHERE AREYOU GUYS?

WE'RE OVER Right here,BY THE Basket! Fine, I'M BACK. Girl, WE'VE BEENWAITING FOREVER! Good I'M SORRY,We HAD TO TAKE A Drop! IF YOU DlDN'TEAT SO MUCH YOU WOULDN'T HAVE DIARRHEAALL THE Period, FAT ASS. HEY, I DON'T NEED TOTAKE ANY Lips FROM A FRICKIN' Young lady!

( mumbling )I THINK KENNY HAS SWEET- HA, HA, T0TALLY! ( Kyle )COME 0N, WE HAVE TOFINISH THE Goal IN STONEHAVEN. HANG ON GUYS,MY Father Desires SOMETHING. Y0U'VE BEEN 0N YOURCOMPUTER ALL WEEKEND! SHOULDN'T YOU GO OUT ANDSOCIALIZE WITH YOUR Buddies?

I Are SOCIALIZING, R-TARD! I'Michael LOGGED ON T0AN M-M-0-R-P-G WITH PEOPLE FROMALL More than THE Globe AND Finding X-P WITHMY PARTY Making use of TEAMSPEAK. I'Meters NOT A good R-TARD. ALRIGHT,SORRY Men. SO WHERE TO Today? SEE WHERE I AM-IT'T THIS Method. YEAH, COME ON,LET'S GO.

RIGHT-CLICK ON ME TO FOLLOW. I Feel THE MIGHTIEST DWARFlN ALL OF AZER0TH!

Now, LOOK AT ALL THESE PEOPLEPLAYING Best Today! YEAH, IT'S BULLCRAP. I'LL BET Fifty percent OFTHESE PEOPLE ARE KOREANS.

Oh yeah Junk, IT'STHAT Man AGAIN! THIS Is certainly THE GUYTHAT KEPT KILLING US LAST Night time AFTERYOU WENT TO BED!

GET OUTTA Right here, ASSHOLE! HE'S i9000 A Method HIGHERLEVEL THAN People! IT ISN'T Good!

IT'S ALRIGHT,HE CAN'T Wipe out People UNLESS WE AGREE TO DUEL. Oh yeah MY Lord,HE Murdered KENNY! Wear'T YOU HAVEBETTER THINGS TO DO THAN Proceeding ONLINE,Eliminating PEOPLE?

NO, I DON'T Desire TO HAVE TO START OVERAT THE GRAVEYARD, Simply no! THAT Kid OF A BITCH! WHO Is certainly THAT Man? WHOEVER HE Is definitely, HE Is definitely ONE T0UGHBAD ASS. YEAH, WE BOUGHT Y0UR Sport,AND Have fun with It all ONLINE.

BUT EVERY TIMEWE Sign IN SOME 0THER PLAYERCOMES lN AND Gets rid of US. OH, THAT SHOULDN'T HAPPEN. WE DESIGNEDTHE Sport Thus THAT Participants Have got TO AGREET0 A DUEL BEF0RE THEY CANKlLL EACH 0THER. YEAH, Good THIS GUYDOES It all ANYWAY! HE'S i9000 A Lord DAMNBUTTHOLE! REALLY, THAT'S ODD- -more people contacting in about their charactersgetting murdered.

Good, WE'LL CERTAINLYKEEP A LOOKOUT FOR THAT Participant AND Bar HIMFROM THE NETWORK. Much better tellthe guys upstairs! Guy BOARD People,WE HAVE A new PROBLEM. SOMEBODY lN THEWORLD 0F WARCRAFT IS IGNORINGTHE Entire world'S RULES. AND Can be Heading AROUNDKILLING Faithful PLAYERS. WHY KILLINNOCENT PLAYERS?

THE Sport Can be AB0UTFINISHING QUESTS. WE'VE G0T TO DELETE HIMFROM THE Computers.

WHOEVER THIS Participant Will be, HE'T PLAYED'Planet OF WARCRAFT' SO MUCH, THAT He or she HAS Attained A LEVELWE Idea UNREACHABLE. HE IS ACTUALLY ABLETO Wipe out OUR ADMlNS AND HE GR0WS STRONGEREVERY Time. Christ, I'VE GOT TOGET HOME! MY KIDS ARE PLAYINGWORLD OF WARCRAFT,RIGHT Right now! YOUR KIDS CHARACTERSARE ALREADY DEAD.

THEY JUSTSTARTED Taking part in! WHAT Type OF PERSONWOULD DO THIS? ONLY 0NE KIND-WHOEVER THlS Individual Will be HE Provides PLAYEDWORLD 0F WARCRAFT NEARLY EVERY HOUROF EVERY Time FOR THE PASTYEAR AND A Fifty percent. Men, WE Are usually DEALINGWITH Somebody HERE Who have. Provides ABSOLUTELYNO Daily life.

HOW Perform YOU KILL.THAT WHICH Offers NO Daily life? NOT Right now, NELSON, I JUST JOINEDA BIG Celebration OF NIGHT ELVES AND WE'RE GOING TO EXPLORETHE Tower system OF AZORA TOGETHER.

Will be THATA COMPUTER GAME? NO, R-TARD,IT'S A good M-M-0-R-P-G. THESE ARE True PEOPLEI'Michael PLAYING WITH, Notice? I'M A Seeker, LEVEL 2. I CAN CHAT WITH ALLTHESE 0THER PEOPLE.

I May EVEN WAVETO THIS Man - SEE? IN THE OUTSIDE WORLDI'Meters A Basic GEOLOGIST.

I AM FALCORN,DEFENDER OF THE ALLIANCE. I Possess BRAVEDTHE FARGODEEP Quarry, DEFEATED THE BLOODFISHAT JEROD'T LANDING- ARRRGHHH! HM, Appearance LIKE THAT GUYJUST Destroyed YOU. SOME GIANT BUTTHOLE KEEPSLOGGING 0NTO WARCRAFT AND KlLLINGALL 0UR CHARACTERS. THE Last 4 NIGHTSWE'VE TRIED TO Have fun with HE SHOWS UPAND KILLS Us all! HE Murdered MY CHARACTER Ideal IN THE MIDDLEOF A Mission!

Captioning made achievable by Humor CENTRALWE'VE LEARNED THAT May'T Battle HIM AL0NE. BUT lF WE ALLLOG lN TOGETHER WE MIGHT HAVE A CHANCE. WE CAN REALLY STICK ITTO THAT Butt MUNCH. Are usually YOU People DUMB? WE CAN'T BEAT HIM,EVEN WITH ALL OF Us all. IT'T A WASTE OF TIME.

Guy, WE Have got TO TRY. I'VE G0T BETTERTHINGS TO DO. CLYDE, CLYDE! IF YOU Got A Possibility Perfect NOWTO Move BACK IN Period AND Cease HITLER,WOULDN'T YOU DO IT? l MEAN, I PERS0NALLYWOULDN'T End HIM CUZ l THINK HE Had been AWESOME,BUT YOU WOULD, Perfect? I'M JUST GONNASTOP PLAYlNG. WHEN HITLER ROSE TO POWERTHERE WERE A Great deal OF Individuals WHO JUST 'Ended PLAYING'.

YOU Find out WHOTHOSE PEOPLE WERE? ARE YOUFRENCH, CLYDE? V0ULEZ VOUS C0UCHER AVEC M0I, CLYDE?

ALRIGHT, ALRlGHT,We'LL DO IT! S0 WHAT'STHE P-P-PLAN? ALRlGHT, Record IN TONIGHTFROM YOUR Computer systems AT PRECISELY 7:30. WE WILL MEET HERE ON THEPLAINS 0F THE ELWYNN F0REST NEAR WESTFALL. T0 Success!TO Triumph!TO VICTORY! I DON'T Have fun with'WORLD 0F WARCRAFT'.

BUTTERS, Y0U Stated YOU'REON YOUR Personal computer ALL THE TIME. YEAH, BUT I'M Performing'HELLO Cat ISLAND ADVENTURE'. BUTTERS, Move BUYWORLD OF WARCRAFT, INSTALL IT ON YOUR Personal computer,AND Sign up for THE ONLINE Feeling BEFORE WE ALL MURDER YOU. Oh yeah, ALRIGHT,ALRlGHT THEN. FR0M A SMALL TOWNIN COLORADO. ARE THEY STRONG ENOUGHTO Beat THE EVIL ONE?

WE RAN THE Figures, EVEN WITHTHEIR AMAZING RISE IN Ranges, THEY HAVE A NINETY PERCENTMORTALITY PROBABILITY. THEY'Deb End up being WALKINGINTO A SLAUGHTER.

THERE Offers TO Become, SOME WAYWE May HELP THEM. 'THE SWORD OFA THOUSAND TRUTHS'? Calm, THOMAS, WE AREN'TTO Still SPEAK OF THAT Blade! BUT MAYBE THESENEW PLAYERSARE THE ONES THE PROPHECYFORETOLD OF! IT Is certainly NOTAN Choice! WHAT Can be THIS SWORD?

LONG AG0, WHEN THEWORLD 0F WARCRAFT Had been CREATED, ONE 0F THE PR0GRAMMERSPUT A SWORD, CALLED 'THE Blade OFA 1000 TRUTHS' INTO THE Sport Stock. APPARENTLY IT COULD Result in120 Harm PER Following WITH AN INSTANT MANA BURNAND AN ENCHANTMENT THAT B0OSTED STAMINAPLUS ElGHTY. BUT, THE Blade WASCONSIDERED TO Become TOO POWERFUL F0RANYONE TO POSSESS.

S0 IT Has been REMOVEDFROM THE Video game AND STORED 0NA ONE-GIG Adobe flash DRIVE. BUT IT WAS FORETOLDTHAT ONE Time PLAYERS WHO COULDWIELD THE SWORD May REVEAL THEMSELVES. WHO FORETOLDTHIS Prediction? HE'S i9000 IN ACCOUNTING. THE SWORD OFA THOUSAND TRUTHS. WE MUST Have THIS SWORDTO THE Types WHO Have got PROVEN THEY Have got NO LIFE.

Permit'S JUST HOPE TO CHRISTTHEY DON'T Begin THE Fight BEFORE WE CAN Get to THEM. THE Second OF TRUTHIS HERE. IT Is certainly Period FOROUR FINAL BATTLE. EVERYONE, Sign IN! EVERYONE EQUIP HEALING POTIONSTO THE H0TBAR IF Y0U HAVEN'T ALREADY. UH, KYLE GO AHEAD AND Team ARCANE BRILLIANCE TO Increase OUR INTELLIGENCE. Hang up ON, I'Meters CHAINING MYFIRESPELLS FOR Maximum RANGE.

STAN, WHAT ENCHANTMENT DOES YOUR CLOAK OF THE Gambling HAVE? In addition 15 AGILITY.

GIVE THE CLOAKTO KENNY HE Requirements THE AGILITY BOOSTFOR BOW ATTACKS. Keep ON, THIS Combat COULD LASTMORE THAN TWELVE HOURS. WHAT IF WERUN OUT OF Meals? Put on'T Be concerned, I HAVETHAT COVERED. Mother?Yes, hon? MORE HOT POCKETS. Right aside, hon.

THAT'S UBER-COOL. ALRIGHT,EVERYONE Set? Permit'S Move Have 'IM! WAIT.l THINK I Notice HIM. YEAH - HE'T HEREIN GOLDSHIRE. OKAY, EVERYONE OPEN A Y0UR F-LIST AND AUT0-LOCATE T0 STAN.

WHAT'T THEAUTO-LOCATE MACRO? OKAY, RIGHT BEHIND STAN.

KENNY, Have Set TOTURN 0N TRUE-SH0T AURA. AT THAT Second I WILLUSE INTIMIDATING SHOUT.

OKAY, HE Views US. HE'S TARGETED US. Fine, HIT HIM WITHPYROBLAST, KYLE. THERE'T A good 8-SECONDCAST TIME. AREN'T YOU SPEC'EDTO REDUCE Toss TIME?

Simply no, I'Meters ANARCANE Fireplace MAGE. HE CASTSUMM0N AGAIN. EVERY0NE TARGETTHE SC0RPIONS. WE Are usually Seeking FORA GREAT Dark night BY THE Title OF'LUVS2SPWGE'. THAT'Beds MY Boy'SCHARACTER'S NAME IN WARCRAFT. SIR, WE Wear'THAVE Period! WE JUST HEARDFROM OUR ADMlNS THAT YOUR Boy'S PARTYIS ALREADY IN Fight!

UNLESS THEYHAVE THIS SWORD YOUR Child'S CHARACTERIS Proceeding TO Pass away. ( mug smashes ) KYLE, FIRE SPELL!

KYLE, DUDE,WHAT'T Bad? CARPEL Canal! CARPEL Canal!

IT'S i9000 Poor- AAAGHGH! OH JESUS,He or she'S GOT IT BAD! Fast,WE NEED BEN Homosexual! I'M GOING ASFAST AS l CAN! KYLE, Y0U HAVE TOKEEP PLAYING.

I CAN'T, JUSTLEAVE Me personally BEHIND. WE CAN'T DO THISWITHOUT YOU! SHARON,WHERE'H STAN?

I DON'T KN0W. HE TOOK HISC0MPUTER SOMEWHERE TO PLAY THAT STUPIDONLINE GAME. I DON'T KNOW. SHAR0N, HIS CHARACTERIS GOING TO DIE IF WE Put on'TGET TO HlM! SO WHAT?!S0 WHAT?! WE'RE T0O LATE.

WITH0UT THE SWORDTHE PLAYERS WILL FAIL. lF WE COULD GETT0 A COMPUTER, WE COULD Indication ONTO THE Entire world 0F WARCRAFT AND GlVE THE BOYSTHE SWORD ONLINE. I DON'T HAVE AWORLD OF WARCRAFTACCOUNT, DO YOU! NO, I Possess A Lifetime! GIVE ME THE SWORD. I Have got AWARCRAFT CHARACTER.

I'Meters A new NEWB,BUT I May Record ON AND Find THE SW0RDTO STAN 0NLINE. WE CAN'T Confidence THESWORD OF A 1000 Facts TO A NEWB! SOUNDS TO Me personally LIKEWE DON'T Have got A new CHOICE.

GIVE Me personally THE SWORD. Arrive 0N, WE'VE G0T TOGET T0 A Personal computer THAT Functions!